Been Here Done This Scoring An Amazing Minus -1 Ghetto Cred Mind its Been -2.dilligaf

Bought White 2010 GRiSO 1200 Rollerised late October 2021
Jobs performed to current date in no particular order.

Just for newbs so you know what your potentially getting into  

Replaced damaged right front indicator with new body supplied by guzzi ghetto friend paulbrice, thats your name tarnished  
Fitted missing bungie bobbins
Replaced most bolts with stainless upgrades
Upgraded rospopuro torque arm front mount
Fitted new suspension pivot block and greased, old one was fine new one was too cheap.
Stripped swing arm and greased
Fitted new Universal joint to cardan shaft drive plus did 290 bevel box fix recommended by the boss
Swapped rear shock for taller Stelvio unit plus re painted the stelvio shock and replaced the spring rated for my weight.
Swapped carbon heel plates for originals
Modified becker stand mounting bolts to fit near perfect, info supplied by beetle
Re painted rocker covers and fitted new hardware
Serviced clutch fluid and rear brake fluid
Changed gearbox and bevel box oils
Fitted buell firebolt 1.5inch lowered footpegs and lowered brake pedal
Cleaned and regreased plus fitted neoprene boots to gearchange linkage. Janguzzi
Polished headers and pretzel link pipe plus fitted new mistral shorty polished stainless pipe
Sorted and re connected head breathers plus connected battery breather/secured airbox breather/fuel tank breather pipes.
Fitted handle bar risers, first from gutsibits later from Onur
Removed heated grips, replaced grips, repainted master cylinders and caps
Swapped out black bar ends and trick "Shit" to my mind pazzo levers for originals oem
Fitted new fuel tank front rubber mounts plus missing parts
Fitted front engine crash bars and rear carc crash bar protector
Stripped front end, re greased headrace bearings, re painted lower yoke and fork bottoms,
Stripped out forks and drained completely, fitted new fork oil seals and dust seals, plus unobtainable parts gratefully received from Nobleswood for broken fork valve parts.and yours  
Changed standard fork springs for k-tech rated to my weight springs/
Re painted brake fluid damaged gearbox housing and drop damaged oil cooler housing
Fitted stainless GRiSO grill to oil cooler housing and got it polished (soon)
Sold termignoni to pay for mistral shorty
Sold spoke wheels to pay for tidy dark grey original alloy versions, plus got new tires fitted.
Sold other removed parts to help pay for replacement parts
Checked tappets, throttle body balance and tps reset all performed by Brighton Moto (assumed, good job done too)
Bike already had new plugs and NKG caps fitted plus new rocker gaskets

Jobs to do.
Startus interuptus, MPH kit for relay on the way plus fit 18/20gauge relay to solenoid cable.
Fit self canceling indicator module was to be fitted to missus 125
Service engine oil and filter plus fit new sump spacer gasket and secure all sump fittings.
Re check throttle bodies and balance plus tps reset and apply beetle map
If my financial situation changes for the better will sort an led headlight.

The gremlins accept your challenge, and anxiously wait for spring.

While your mechanical diligence and tenacity deserve credit, you present yourself as a self proclaimed badass and use childish profanity. You should strive to be perfect, like the rest of us.

rick pope wrote:

While your mechanical diligence and tenacity deserve credit, you present yourself as a self proclaimed badass and use childish profanity.  You should strive to be perfect, like the rest of us.

I am a badass amongst a bunch of mostly straight laced old dads who are aspiring to the age at which they attended infants school    
Even if the vast majority have history of being potential badass's now lots are clutching at straws as old age belates them  
My colouful presence is as active today as it ever was and my badass attitude has gotten worse.
I am as colourful in real life as I am descriptive and I say like I see it, though do manage a degree of constraint in the ghetto.
The not having any kids has prevented me from becoming a responsible adult, am about as PC as a breeze block.
My personal invite to local hells angels and subsequent declination as dont do boys clubs maybe gives some insight.
I like all you cunts though, regardless of how some of you treat me
Get yer tatts out come on lets see them
Here's some of mine
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This isn't the Penthouse Forum ladies... No dick pics.